- Recommended Age: 0 Months+
- This item is not eligible for shipping. In-store pick-up only.
- Limit 1 per customer
Amuseables Asparagus is currently pursuing the world record for – well, the most world records.
He already holds several impressive titles: Fastest Shoelace Knotter (Vegetable Division), Longest Polite Applause, and Most Consecutive Cups of Tea Made While Wearing Roller Skates...
With boundless enthusiasm and impeccably neat tips, Asparagus keeps a clipboard close and dreams big. He’s convinced that if he just adds one more certificate, he’ll achieve his ultimate title: Most Determined Stalk in History.
- Dimensions (in): 8.7 x 2.8 x 2.8
- Sitting Height (in): 7
- Main Materials: Polyester, Cotton
- Inner Filling: Polyester Fibers, PE Beans
- Hard Eye
- Tested to and complies with EN71, ASTM, and ISO 8124
Hand wash only; do not tumble dry, dry clean or iron. Not recommended to clean in a washing machine.
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